You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
She said her name was "party"
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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