You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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