OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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