In the future we'll all be gay
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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