Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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