I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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