Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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