We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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