That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
handjob tips. give me some.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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