What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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