Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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