i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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