There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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