ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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