My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
smell my finger.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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