I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
