love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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