Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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