Jerry, you need to find god
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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