If i come over, it means nothing
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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