Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
honey bunches of taint.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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