how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
