im six kinds of drunk right now
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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