Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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