Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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