...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Randomize
