I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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