i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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