Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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