you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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