i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
tell me about the fingering
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