dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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