so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
operation harelip BJ is a go
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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