Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Randomize
