And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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