Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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