Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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