dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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