Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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