Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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