Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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