Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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