well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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