What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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