thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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