Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it glows. i had to have it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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