ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
