let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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