After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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