I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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