I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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