It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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