I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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